A Pilot's Tale

If you've lived to be 85, you think you know who you are; then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

An old pilot sat down and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot. What about you?'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women.hen I watch TV, I think about naked women.

It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence...

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old man and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'



 

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.’